Anybody got any "good" elevator jokes?

Drek

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The kind of joke you say to a stranger in that one awkward elevator. Yes, that elevator. You know which one i'm talking about.

I have nothing to say here, so i'm going to say that I have nothing more to say here. I have nothing more to say here.
 

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You look at everyone in the elevator and say...

"So you must be wondering why I brought you all here today."
That's actually quite ominous.
 

Andox88

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Englishman: Which way is the lift, gentleman?
American: you mean the elevator?
E: yes, we call it a lift
A: We invented that thing. It should be called an elevator.
E: Yes, but we invented English!
 

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