10 Cheesy WOW Jokes


May 20, 2018
10 Cheesy WOW Jokes

1. I kissed a Tauren once....It was a misteak

2. A Warlock walked into a bar.....there was no counter

3. What do noobs and rogues have in common? They both pick locks

4. A Human, Night Elf and a Dwarf each go into a bar in Stromwind. They order their drinks, and a mischevious druid causes a fly to land in each of their mugs.
The Human shrugs and picks the fly out.
The Night Elf makes a disgusted face and pushes the mug away.
The Dwarf snatches the fly, holds it over the mug and starts flicking it on the back scream "SPIT IT BACK YE BAHSTAD!!!"

5. How do you know when you play too much WoW? When your girlfriend pants have a low drop rate!

6. I tried leveling in the barrens once, but I found it to quilboaring

7. How many rogues does it take to kill a Paladin? Two...one to jump him the other waiting for him at the Inn after bubble hearthing!

8. "You know you play too much WoW when your microwave dings and you automatically reply -Gratz!-"

9. How many Blizzard Employees does it take to change a light bulb? None, they nerf the darkness next patch

10. The best joke has to be when blizzard said they can handle 1 bfa release at the same time globally.


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